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Missingno.

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Missingno.

Crunching data late oNe night
lEavinG someThing NoT quite RIGht
wAtching,waITing
dEcimAing
a creatURE thAt we RArely shoW
mIssINgno.

hiDDen To the eASt of bLane
An oDd paTCh wHere yOu'll obtaIN
glItCHes,blOTchEs,bRoken thinGs
flyINg creAtures WithOUt wiNgs
aNd a MOnster mighTy sTranGe
tOWering iN OPEn raNge
whY he'S THEre,wE DON't knOW
mIssINgnO.

IF yOu caTcH hiM,sTAy On yoUr FEet
wITHouT wARninG hE'll DeLETe
(ThoUGH iT Is a MIGhTy fEAt)
Don'T sENd hIM tO yOUR p.C.
OPen pArTY,thAT's tHE kEy
BuT maKE $uRE YoU sET hiM frEe
OnCE hE's yoURs IT gETs quITE oDd
fOR thRoUgh WAlLs yOU'lL oFtEn TrOD
LiKE $OMe aKWARd PoKE-GOd
A BlOCky ShDow,t.V. sNoW
MIssINgnO.

WTer/FLying,He sHoulD BoAST
THe Rel FIrst 1  iS GYRadoS
(NOw tHAt'S a MoNSter wITh tHe mOST)
HE ShoOTs WTer gUNs nd sKY aTTacK
(nd A PoKE-MaNiAC)
WiTH NonSENsE HE hs GoT @ KNack
RAisE HIm uP 2 WElL P@sT DaWN
nd He'Ll TUrn In2 K@NGASkahN
I SUre W0n'T Mis$ HiM WheN He'S GoNE
@ MOnsTer WITh WEIrd LEVel Gr0w$
MISsINgn0.

BuT 1NcE U ThinK ThAT u Ar D0nE
CTching AlL 15I
AnD Tem ROcKeT'$ On ThE rUN
Ur ll OuT OF Th1nG$ 2 Do
$o Y NoT TrY 4 S0METhinG nEW?!?
THt CreEpY gL1tCh,Tht iNkY Bl0t
ThE p0kem0N Tht T1Me F0RgoT
D0n'T bE ChiKEn,G1vE iT @ G0
ThE BeT@ Bestie
M1SsingN0.
Just an awsome little poem about a pokemon from red/blue/yellow that does horrible things to your game.I challenge you to try and read the latter verses correctly.
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